When your brain gets old
The circuits start to unwind
The holes in your cortex
Make for gaps in your mind
You live in a fog
Of broken connections
Unexpected appointments
And unwelcome rejections
But just as athletes train
And actors rehearse
There's a way to prepare
As your brain gets worse
Drink early and often
Work under the influence
Get used to struggling to think
When nothing's making any sense
It can come as a shock
If your memory was keen
When you can't remember a name
Or where you've just been
But the drinker's had practice
At pretending he knows you
And lives in the moment
Not some time ago
So pick out your poi oi son
And empty your glass
Think of it like
A getting-old class
Drink early and often
Work under the influence
Get used to struggling to think
When nothing's making any sense
(Repeat)
Nothing's making sense
Nothing's making sense
Any more
credits
released November 10, 2012
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Alan Taylor - words, vocals, music, rhythm guitar
Robert Taylor - guitars
Roland Micro Cube RX - percussion
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A different version of this song appears on the March 2010 CD of The 20th Project: cabinetpin.com/catalogue/TWE058/.
We would like to make it clear that Jeff Edwards, the originator of the 20th Project, is no way responsible for, or even in sympathy with, the suggestions made in this song.
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